HunsterMonter Tips (To help Git Gud)

Tip #8027 +(-21)-
longsword user is great as fuck

Tip #8043 +(-21)-
Jabberwocky is Chinese

Tip #8826 +(-21)-
I heard PPL say headhunter is a egotist
And an elitist

Tip #8881 +(-21)-
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded

Tip #127 +(-21)-
Your cat can't carve for you.

Tip #229 +(-21)-
If you're a newb hammer user. No one will party with you... Don't ask why!!

Tip #704 +(-21)-
You encounter more monsters in real life than MH

Tip #680 +(-21)-
Bring Flash bomb for Narga and Traps for Lao. These are proven methods of winning quickly when fighting those monsters.

Tip #735 +(-21)-
The best way to deal with Endor is to ignore him/it, IGNORE HIM/IT LIKE YOUVE NEVER IGNORED BEFORE!!

Tip #929 +(-21)-
alwys eat Emerald durian and Bigmeat before quests,it will help u a lot,im kamelot

Tip #1316 +(-21)-
Never Forget The Honey Currency After Quest Done <:catoverload:340499872384024577>

Tip #1479 +(-21)-
Carving in Monoblos stomach can get you a better chance of obtaining Monoblos Heart.

Tip #1606 +(-21)-
How to deal with Deviljho the first time: first, you say "no". Then, you run the fuck away and come back with help.

Tip #1694 +(-21)-
thank back in certain situations!

Tip #2135 +(-21)-
LMFAO no tips here

Tip #2206 +(-21)-
Bran + Milk is the best food combination in Unite, be sure to eat that before any hunts.

Tip #63 +(-22)-
When angered, be sure to fart.

Tip #92 +(-22)-
If the chameleos is annoying you, cut it's damn horn off!

Tip #204 +(-22)-
Avatar is Monster Hunter: The Movie

Tip #523 +(-22)-
if you want a rathian Ruby you have to take her on a date first